October 2011
5 posts
Typical Jamaican Mom VS Child.
- Child: Can I go out ?
- Jamaican mom: why?
- Child: Cause im bored.
- Jamaican mom: Gah pick up yah book an read.
- Child: ugh what ever -_-
- Jamaican mom: BUTWAIT .. ah who yuh a what eva? Yuh tink me an Yuh is size ?
- Child: I never said that.
- Jamaican mom: From wah day yah mi notice yuh stawt come back ansa mi .. STOP FOLLA FREN!
- Child: My friends have nothing to do with this, You just treat me unfairly.
- Jamaican mom: - mushes you- Ya tink mi couldda eva say dat to my modda, ya tek it mek a sad mistake. Ya tink mi coulda leave mi house.. Mi stay righttt a mi yawd an clean an cook.
- Child: I didnt even say anything, and thats all you people do... Clean and cook.
- Jamaican mom: Dats what unno yankee pickney need fi gah do. unno nah ave no kinna home trainin.. all yuh do is eat,,gah pon computa ,watch tv, an sleep.
- Jamaican mom: AH WHO YUH AH CAWL “YOU PPL??!” MI AH YUH MADDA! AH ME YUH COME FROM! AH ME CARRY YUH! BETTA MINEEE!! -Krystals part :D-
- Child: That's what children do.
- Jamaican mom: -picks up nearest object, strikes child-
- Child: -crys-
- Jamaican mom: WAN MI FI GIVE YUH SUMMUN FI CRY BOUT! .
- Child: - That over dramatic sniffle where you cant breathe-
- Jamaican mom: -walks off- Ya too outowda .. Ya to facsety.. -mumbles- ah come disrespect mi in my house... BRIGHTNESS!
- Child: -mumbles- I hate you.. -goes in room-
- 20 minutes later
- Jamaican mom: -barges in room-.. Ya hungry ?
- Child: -________________________-
- lmfaooo, ON POINT! except for the yankee part lol
